Let's play "Guess what is in my trunk"

So as I opened my trunk today at 6:15 am in front of the Orem Fitness Center(I did a sprint tri today), I just stood there for a second looking inside. There was a tennis racket/balls, golf balls, climbing harness/shoes, dance shoes, running shoes, a road bike/helmet/shoes, swim cap/goggles, school books, life cereal, nalgene bottles, power-ade, chacos and a massive first aid kit.  Then I wondered... what would someone think if they saw the random assortment of things?  I don't know what to think myself really. Hmmm